You have to render the implements so that they would not harm any being.
Crazy Uncle Duncan
Who doesn’t want to be the crazy uncle?
Which Way To The Division 1 List?
No rodents were harmed in the making of this image.
Thankfully Alex is now almost as into the SCA as we are, so he’s not embarrassed by our garb and antics, although he still thinks my sense of humor is awful.
When Dragons Attack
I usually say “zombies” rather than “dragons,” but otherwise this is pretty much me.